Git - irreverent quotes about the distributed source control system

While re-reading old emails and chat logs, I enjoyed to collect comments, criticisms and 'phrases of the day ' about the use that my team makes of Git, the distributed source control system.

Here's a short list (certainly incomplete, some quotes are definitely lost):

• "Git commands have been designed by a serial killer in a bad mood."
  
  
• "Git - The source control system that makes you feel stupid."
  
  
• "Git has the option --linus_will_review_this_code acting exactly as it sounds."
  
  
• "Git has the option --divide_by_zero."
  
  
• "Git is awesome, unless you develop code for Windows."
  
  
• "Git does not need any user interface."
  
  
• "Git has the option --and_fix_this_code."
  
  
• "Only the Chosen can use Git to its fullest extent."
  
  
• "Git has a command 'git raise --venture_capital'."

If you read these quotes you may think we hate this tool, but it's not true. We like Git. Really.

It 's just that we enjoy grumbles.

[this post is a blatant translation of the original one, in italian language]